i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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