If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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