He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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