did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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