me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
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