Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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