I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
he puts the penis in happiness.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
last night I used snow as a chaser
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Randomize
