Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
