awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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