pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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