I feel like abortions should bother me more
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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