two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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