for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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