I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Randomize
