508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
why do cheetos always look like penises
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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