i will never coherently bang her
either way he was missing a nipple.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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