I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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