i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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