U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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