This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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