This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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