I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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