a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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