we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
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