You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
she woke up with a sticky ear
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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