Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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