Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Alive.
So much puke
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
