We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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