Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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