I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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