I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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