He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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