that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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