In the future we'll all be gay
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
that's an acceptable place to lick
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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