I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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