I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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