dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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