playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
