honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
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