is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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