im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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