marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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