He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Randomize