over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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