I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Come share oat with me in your robe
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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