Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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