if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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