you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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