I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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