their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Randomize
