I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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