is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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