How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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