I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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